It's been a long time coming. I can't believe it took me almost a month to actually post anything about Skyrim. It has sucked my soul hard enough, you see.
So before I change my mind and go back to playing Skyrim, let me post some screenshots.
First: this thing with size.
|LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT PIE!|
Second: this thing with horses.
|Ladies, meet Spider Horse.|
Don't you just love the jump/mountain scaling glitch?
Third: what wonderful ways to die.
|You never forget your first decapitating blow|
|oh god oh god oh god|
|I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, can't prove anything.|
|Who wants to Search Margaret?|
Lastly... my most important kill:
|A dagger and a sword, because I lack finesse.|